This week we feature some plush puppets rhyming about all the nasty things you can do to Canada, a.k.a. “Candy,” if you’re willing to pay.

Easy-E is based on Koch-trained Canadian lawyer Ezra Levant, a Sun TV host and former tobacco lobbyist. He wrote the book “Ethical Oil” and as far as we know still serves as chairman of EthicalOil.org.

K-Mart is based on ex-Ethical Oil spokesperson Kathryn Marshall, who inspired the original puppet rap earlier this year:  http://youtu.be/lYUd7WOdjyU