Did you know that unextracted tar sands, just like unmarried single women, have an expiry date? According to noted gender studies expert Chen Weidong of CNOOC, the China National Offshore Oil Corporation, that’s exactly the fate we can expect for Alberta’s crude if we leave it undrilled and in the ground. An empty purposeless existence.
If you love the Tar Sands and don’t want to see them left behind, watch this video.
This February 14th, there’s nothing conservative about the Prime Minister’s love for you, Canada. Enjoy a billet-doux packed with thoughtful metaphors straight from the heart… or somewhere slightly below.
If this ‘leaked screenshot’ is any indication, seems like BC Premier Christy Clark and the Liberals planned to go all-in on multicultural outreach this election cycle.
